SUZY EASTON

LOUSY OUTAGES

Official status pages, read for you every 15 minutes. No spin, no vibes.

lousy-outages@yvr — status --all build 0.5.9

$ watch --every=15m ./poll-official-status

DEGRADED

1 provider flagged trouble without filing an incident.

Official provider feeds only. Last sync .

00 DOWN
01 DEGRADED
01 ADVISORIES
00 NO ANSWER
17 UP
19 TRACKED
JSON RSS

ACTIVE INCIDENTS0

Open, and the provider is still posting updates.

Nothing on fire. Enjoy it.

DEGRADED, NO INCIDENT FILED1

The status page is yellow but nobody wrote it up.

Cloudflare

DEGRADED

Status page says something is off. No incident filed.

44 of the provider’s components are not operational (26 partially out, 18 in maintenance): Arica, Chile - (ARI), Baghdad, Iraq - (BGW), Hagatna, Guam - (GUM) +41 more.

Provider page updated
We last checked
Open status page

OPEN ADVISORIES2

Still open on paper. The provider went quiet.

AWS

NO RECENT UPDATE

Conflict-related infrastructure damage affecting AWS Bahrain

2 affected service notices grouped from the AWS Health Dashboard.

Scope
Bahrain
Lifecycle
Outage
Provider last spoke
We last checked
Read the provider notice

AWS

NO RECENT UPDATE

Service disruption: Increased Error Rates

We are seeing significant signs of recovery for AssociateAddress requests, and continue to work toward fully mitigating this issue. This combined with the earlier recovery of the AllocateAddress API means customers can now successfully create and associate new network addresses in the unaffected AZs. Other AWS…

Lifecycle
Outage
Provider last spoke
We last checked
Read the provider notice

PROVIDER MATRIX19

Every provider we poll, the source we poll, and when we last got an answer.

19 shown
Monitored providers and their current state
state provider detail category source checked page
DEGRADED Cloudflare 44 of the provider’s components are not operational (26 partially out, 18 in maintenance): Arica, Chile - (ARI), Baghdad, Iraq - (BGW), Hagatna, Guam - (GUM) +41 more. cloud statuspage open ↗
ADVISORY AWS Conflict-related infrastructure damage affecting AWS Bahrain cloud rss open ↗
UP Atlassian All systems operational. development statuspage open ↗
UP Azure All systems operational. cloud rss open ↗
UP Claude / Anthropic All systems operational. ai statuspage open ↗
UP Cohere All systems operational. ai better stack open ↗
UP DigitalOcean All systems operational. cloud statuspage open ↗
UP GitHub All systems operational. development statuspage open ↗
UP Google Cloud All systems operational. cloud gcp json open ↗
UP Google Workspace All systems operational. communications rss open ↗
UP Hugging Face All systems operational. ai better stack open ↗
UP Netlify All systems operational. development statuspage open ↗
UP OpenAI All systems operational. ai statuspage open ↗
UP Sentry All systems operational. development statuspage open ↗
UP Slack All systems operational. communications slack current open ↗
UP TeamViewer All systems operational. communications statuspage open ↗
UP Vercel All systems operational. development statuspage open ↗
UP Zoom All systems operational. communications statuspage open ↗
UP Zscaler All systems operational. cloud rss open ↗

INCIDENT LOG

Everything we recorded, newest first.

8 entries
  1. Cloudflare DEGRADED Cloudflare status: Degraded
  2. Cloudflare DEGRADED Cloudflare status: Degraded
  3. Netlify DEGRADED Netlify status: Degraded
  4. Cloudflare DEGRADED Cloudflare Analytics Delays
  5. Openai DEGRADED Increased error rates
  6. Openai DEGRADED Elevated errors affecting ChatGPT Go conversations
  7. Zscaler DEGRADED Intermittent Login Failures for claude.ai - zscaler.net, zscloud.net
  8. Cloudflare DEGRADED Cloudflare status: Degraded

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