SUZY EASTON

LOUSY OUTAGES

Official status pages, read for you every 15 minutes. No spin, no vibes.

lousy-outages@yvr — status --all build 0.5.9

$ watch --every=15m ./poll-official-status

2 PROVIDERS ARE DOWN

2 open incidents the provider is still updating.

Official provider feeds only. Last sync .

00 DOWN
02 DEGRADED
02 ADVISORIES
00 NO ANSWER
15 UP
19 TRACKED
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ACTIVE INCIDENTS2

Open, and the provider is still posting updates.

Zoom

DEGRADED

Service Degradation Affecting Customer Using Polycom Devices Going Offline

A significant number of Polycom devices are back online, and service has been restored for the majority of affected users. We are continuing to work with our underlying provider to address the remaining service degradation affecting a subset of users whose Polycom devices remain offline. We will continue to monitor…

Lifecycle
Degraded
Provider last spoke
We last checked
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Zscaler

DEGRADED

Connectivity Issues Through AWS Cloud Connectors - zscloud.net

Zscaler is investigating reports of traffic disruptions through AWS Cloud Connectors following a scheduled Cloud Connector update. Zscaler teams are assessing the scope of impact, investigating the underlying cause, and working to restore stable connectivity. We will continue to provide updates here as the…

Lifecycle
Degraded
Provider last spoke
We last checked
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DEGRADED, NO INCIDENT FILED0

The status page is yellow but nobody wrote it up.

No unexplained yellow lights.

OPEN ADVISORIES4

Still open on paper. The provider went quiet.

AWS

NO RECENT UPDATE

Conflict-related infrastructure damage affecting AWS Bahrain

3 affected service notices grouped from the AWS Health Dashboard.

Scope
Bahrain
Lifecycle
Outage
Provider last spoke
We last checked
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Cloudflare

NO RECENT UPDATE

Network Performance Degradation — Asia-Pacific

Cloudflare continues to mitigate intermittent connectivity degradation for a small subset of customers caused by significant degradation of capacity in the region.

Scope
regional
Lifecycle
Degraded
Provider last spoke
We last checked
Read the provider notice

Cloudflare

NO RECENT UPDATE

Cloudflare One Clients are incorrectly challenged on some sites

The issue has been identified and a fix is being implemented.

Lifecycle
Degraded
Provider last spoke
We last checked
Read the provider notice

Cloudflare

NO RECENT UPDATE

Incorrect geo location for some Cloudflare WARP users

We are continuing to work on a fix for this issue.

Lifecycle
Degraded
Provider last spoke
We last checked
Read the provider notice

PROVIDER MATRIX19

Every provider we poll, the source we poll, and when we last got an answer.

19 shown
Monitored providers and their current state
state provider detail category source checked page
DEGRADED Zoom Service Degradation Affecting Customer Using Polycom Devices Going Offline communications statuspage open ↗
DEGRADED Zscaler Connectivity Issues Through AWS Cloud Connectors - zscloud.net cloud rss open ↗
ADVISORY AWS Conflict-related infrastructure damage affecting AWS Bahrain cloud rss open ↗
ADVISORY Cloudflare Network Performance Degradation — Asia-Pacific cloud statuspage open ↗
UP Atlassian All systems operational. development statuspage open ↗
UP Azure All systems operational. cloud rss open ↗
UP Claude / Anthropic All systems operational. ai statuspage open ↗
UP Cohere All systems operational. ai better stack open ↗
UP DigitalOcean All systems operational. cloud statuspage open ↗
UP GitHub All systems operational. development statuspage open ↗
UP Google Cloud All systems operational. cloud gcp json open ↗
UP Google Workspace All systems operational. communications rss open ↗
UP Hugging Face All systems operational. ai better stack open ↗
UP Netlify All systems operational. development statuspage open ↗
UP OpenAI All systems operational. ai statuspage open ↗
UP Sentry All systems operational. development statuspage open ↗
UP Slack All systems operational. communications slack current open ↗
UP TeamViewer All systems operational. communications statuspage open ↗
UP Vercel All systems operational. development statuspage open ↗

INCIDENT LOG

Everything we recorded, newest first.

12 entries
  1. Aws OUTAGE Conflict-related infrastructure damage affecting AWS Bahrain
  2. Zscaler DEGRADED Connectivity Issues Through AWS Cloud Connectors - zscloud.net
  3. Zoom DEGRADED Service Degradation Affecting Customer Using Polycom Devices Going Offline
  4. Cloudflare DEGRADED Cloudflare One Clients are incorrectly challenged on some sites
  5. Cloudflare DEGRADED Network Performance Degradation — Asia-Pacific
  6. Zscaler DEGRADED Connectivity Issues Through AWS Cloud Connectors - zscloud.net
  7. Zscaler DEGRADED Intermittent Connectivity Issues Through AWS Cloud Connectors - zscloud.net
  8. Netlify DEGRADED Netlify status: Degraded
  9. Teamviewer MAINTENANCE TeamViewer status: Maintenance
  10. Cloudflare DEGRADED Cloudflare Cloud Access Security Broker (CASB) Issues
  11. Zscaler DEGRADED Zscaler Client Connector Portal Issue - zscaler.net, zscalerone.net, zscalertwo.net, zscloud.net, zscalerthree.net
  12. Zoom DEGRADED An unintended pop-up message appear for users in US and Europe regions during initial invocation of Zoom AI’s Catch Me Up feature

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