SUZY EASTON

AI strategy // systems integration // creative technology

Punk bassist brain. Builds infra, creative tech, browser tools and applications that are practical and cool.

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Vancouver
independent practice
civic tech
west coast

live outage signal

Lousy Outages

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DEGRADED

1 provider flagged trouble without filing an incident.

00 DOWN 01 DEGRADED 01 ADVISORIES 17 UP

DEGRADED Cloudflare — yellow status, no incident filed 46 of the provider’s components are not operational (26 partially out, 20 in maintenance): Arica, Chile - (ARI), Baghdad, Iraq - (BGW), Hagatna, Guam - (GUM) +43 more. Cloudflare

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LEVEL SELECT

CHOOSE YOUR SYSTEM

hockey arcade

Pacific Power Play

Choose your line, drop the puck, and survive the rain city static in a Vancouver hockey cabinet.

Play game

status weather

Lousy Outages

Independent outage intelligence for AI, cloud and creative tools, translated from status-page language into something humans can use.

Check status

civic arcade world

Gastown Simulator

A playable Vancouver corridor built from civic data, route logic, street mood, and arcade-map obsession.

Walk Gastown

audio notes

Track Analyzer

Upload an MP3 and get clear notes on feel, lyrics, structure, and what might actually help the track.

Analyze track

early music tool

Loop Lab

A browser tape deck for playing first, looping fast, and stacking little mistakes on purpose.

Make noise

recording oracle

What Would Steve Do

A quote-backed recording prompt machine for mixes with too much nonsense and not enough nerve.

Ask Steve

soft machine

ASMR Lab

Procedural sound and visual rituals, currently mutating into a stranger browser lab.

Enter lab

discography

Music / Records

Solo releases, past bands, touring history, and the music side of the machine.

Listen

UNLOCKS

Music / tools / contact

The records, the builds, and the places where those two things start interfering with each other.

Bandcamp Bio

This site is made in Vancouver, on the shared, unceded, ancestral territories of the xʷməθkʷəy̓əm (Musqueam), Sḵwx̱wú7mesh Úxwumixw (Squamish Nation), and səlilwətaɬ (Tsleil-Waututh) Nations.