music // practical ai // weird useful tools

SUZY EASTON

I build practical AI workflows, music tools, outage dashboards, and strange Vancouver web experiments.

Enter the lab Check Lousy Outages

lousy outages

status board for modern chaos

LIVE OUTAGE SIGNAL

3 active provider signals

Cloudflare + OpenAI + AWS

Cloudflare Degraded
Workers AI experiencing degraded availability in some models Jun 19, 2026 8:20 am
OpenAI Degraded
FedRAMP workspaces and API orgs have degraded performance Jun 18, 2026 7:41 pm
AWS Outage
Major outage reported. Apr 30, 2026 7:25 am

check status

PLAY MODE

Pacific Static

A compact outage-blip arcade sketch: move with WASD or arrow keys, fire with Space, quit with Escape.

OUTAGE BLIP SWEEP
WASD move // Space fire // Esc quit
No sleep till deploy

Best on a keyboard screen.

SELECT SYSTEM

status weather

Lousy Outages

A status board for SaaS weirdness, provider incidents, and the moments official pages get too polite.

Check status

civic arcade world

Gastown Simulator

A playable Vancouver corridor built from civic data, route logic, street mood, and arcade-map obsession.

Walk Gastown

audio notes

Track Analyzer

Upload an MP3 and get clear notes on feel, lyrics, structure, and what might actually help the track.

Analyze track

recording oracle

What Would Steve Do

A quote-backed recording prompt machine for mixes with too much nonsense and not enough nerve.

Ask Steve

soft machine

ASMR Lab

Procedural sound and visual rituals, currently mutating into a stranger browser lab.

Enter lab

discography

Music / Records

Solo releases, past bands, touring history, and the music side of the machine.

Listen

music / tools / contact

Music, tools, contact

The records, the builds, and the places where those two things start interfering with each other.

Bandcamp Bio

This site is made in Vancouver, on the shared, unceded, ancestral territories of the xʷməθkʷəy̓əm (Musqueam), Sḵwx̱wú7mesh Úxwumixw (Squamish Nation), and səlilwətaɬ (Tsleil-Waututh) Nations.