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Lousy Outages
Independent outage intelligence for AI, cloud and creative tools, translated from status-page language into something humans can use.
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SUZY EASTON
YVR RADAR
live greater vancouver
drag · tap pins
night watch online.
Ham-radio view of the lower mainland. Big pins tune live territory feeds — coast guard, wildfire, skytrain, towers. Bulletins + audio land in the deck below.
tap a pin — bulletins + live audio land in the deck below
deck output
map pins in · bulletins + audio out
DAVE
YVR BCAST
LOADING
STANDBY
000.000
channel
tap a pin on the map — bulletin + audio lands here.
listen // live feeds
big pins = territory bulletins · listen row = direct live feeds
speed
1×
LEVEL SELECT
CHOOSE YOUR SYSTEM
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ListenUNLOCKS
Music / tools / contact
The records, the builds, and the places where those two things start interfering with each other.
This site is made in Vancouver, on the shared, unceded, ancestral territories of the xʷməθkʷəy̓əm (Musqueam), Sḵwx̱wú7mesh Úxwumixw (Squamish Nation), and səlilwətaɬ (Tsleil-Waututh) Nations.