status weather
Lousy Outages
Official status pages, read for you every 15 minutes. No spin, no vibes.
$ watch --every=15m ./poll-official-status
2 PROVIDERS ARE DOWN
2 open incidents the provider is still updating.
Send a note about work, projects, music, prototypes, or the weird issue nobody can reproduce.
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Based in East Vancouver · working across Vancouver and remotely
AI, automation, systems and creative technology consulting. Debug something broken, map a workflow, or dig into the complicated system problem. Available for Vancouver projects and remote work now.
30 min debug · 45 min workflow · 90 min deep dive
drag · tap pins
night watch online.
Ham-radio view of the lower mainland. Big pins tune live territory feeds — coast guard, wildfire, skytrain, towers. Bulletins + audio land in the deck below.
tap a pin — bulletins + live audio land in the deck below
BEULAH
channel
tap a pin on the map — bulletin + audio lands here.
big pins = territory bulletins · listen row = direct live feeds
live previews
Terminal windows into the stuff. No brochureware.
status weather
Official status pages, read for you every 15 minutes. No spin, no vibes.
$ watch --every=15m ./poll-official-status
2 PROVIDERS ARE DOWN
2 open incidents the provider is still updating.
civic arcade world
Open data, street mood, route logic. A Vancouver corridor you can walk.
$ ./walk --from=water-st
CORRIDOR LIVE
Civic tiles loaded. Steam clock ticking. Pigeons hostile.
hockey arcade
1993–94 Coliseum cabinet. Tap Bure, Linden, McLean. Drop the puck.
$ ./drop-puck --line=second
PUCK DROPPED
Second line on ice. Rain on the glass. Crowd loud.
LEVEL SELECT
status weather
Independent outage intelligence for AI, cloud and creative tools, translated from status-page language into something humans can use.
Check statusfield notes // east van
Field notes from East Vancouver — what I'm building, questioning, and thinking out loud.
tail -1 ./field-log
NO CARRIER
Frequency open. First transmission pending.
hockey arcade
1993–94 Canucks roster. Tap a jersey, swap the line, drop the puck at the Coliseum.
Play gamecivic arcade world
A playable Vancouver corridor built from civic data, route logic, street mood, and arcade-map obsession.
Walk Gastownaudio notes
Upload an MP3 and get clear notes on feel, lyrics, structure, and what might actually help the track.
Analyze trackearly music tool
A browser tape deck for playing first, looping fast, and stacking little mistakes on purpose.
Make noiserecording oracle
A quote-backed recording prompt machine for mixes with too much nonsense and not enough nerve.
Ask Stevesoft machine
Procedural sound and visual rituals, currently mutating into a stranger browser lab.
Enter labdiscography
Solo releases, past bands, touring history, and the music side of the machine.
ListenUNLOCKS
The records, the builds, and the places where those two things start interfering with each other.
This site is made in Vancouver, on the shared, unceded, ancestral territories of the xʷməθkʷəy̓əm (Musqueam), Sḵwx̱wú7mesh Úxwumixw (Squamish Nation), and səlilwətaɬ (Tsleil-Waututh) Nations.