VANCOUVER CABINET // SYSTEM BOOT

SUZY EASTON

music // AI strategy // creative technology

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lousy outages

status board for modern chaos

LIVE OUTAGE SIGNAL

3 active provider signals

TeamViewer + Cloudflare + AWS

TeamViewer Outage
DEX Platform licensing service. Affected environments are unable to retrieve licensing information, Jun 29, 2026 2:36 pm
Cloudflare Degraded
Workers AI experiencing degraded availability in some models Jun 19, 2026 8:20 am
AWS Outage
Major outage reported. Apr 30, 2026 7:25 am

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BONUS LEVEL

Pacific Power Play

Choose your line, drop the puck, and survive the rain city static.

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CHOOSE YOUR LINE
VANCOUVER HOCKEY ARCADE

Best with keyboard. Tap cards to choose your line.

LEVEL SELECT

CHOOSE YOUR SYSTEM

status weather

Lousy Outages

A status board for SaaS weirdness, provider incidents, and the moments official pages get too polite.

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civic arcade world

Gastown Simulator

A playable Vancouver corridor built from civic data, route logic, street mood, and arcade-map obsession.

Walk Gastown

audio notes

Track Analyzer

Upload an MP3 and get clear notes on feel, lyrics, structure, and what might actually help the track.

Analyze track

recording oracle

What Would Steve Do

A quote-backed recording prompt machine for mixes with too much nonsense and not enough nerve.

Ask Steve

soft machine

ASMR Lab

Procedural sound and visual rituals, currently mutating into a stranger browser lab.

Enter lab

discography

Music / Records

Solo releases, past bands, touring history, and the music side of the machine.

Listen

UNLOCKS

Music / tools / contact

The records, the builds, and the places where those two things start interfering with each other.

Bandcamp Bio

This site is made in Vancouver, on the shared, unceded, ancestral territories of the xʷməθkʷəy̓əm (Musqueam), Sḵwx̱wú7mesh Úxwumixw (Squamish Nation), and səlilwətaɬ (Tsleil-Waututh) Nations.